Home Edition: Publix

St. EATersburg hasn't had cable, much less a working television, in nearly a decade. So when we discovered that our new apartment came with both of those things free of charge, we knew EXACTLY how this guy felt:




















The past few weeks have pretty much been a 24-hour closed-circuit loop of The Food Network...with a little Teen Mom Reunion: A Chat with Dr. Drew during the commercial breaks. We quickly became fascinated by these two creatures:


















For those out of the loop, this FrightFest is called Bobby and Paula Deen. The one on the right eats butter with a spoon, and the one on the left still suckles mayonnaise from his momma's teat. Doesn't Bobby's grin scream, "I bake cakes with my mom for a living!"

Despite all this, we're huge fans!!!! After being mesmerized by 30 minutes of sexual tension, we decided we had to take their salmon recipe for a test drive. Serendipity! St. EATersburg had also been dying to check out the fish counter at the local supermarket megachain: Publix.

This was the raw material ($9.99/lb.):














We followed the recipe to a T, but left out the Oedipal Complex and replaced it with 20 minutes of shelling pistachios. In short, you crust the salmon with ground pistachios, sear it, and top with lemon cream sauce. On the side is pumpkin orzo.















The salmon was excellent, and that's not just the cream sauce talking. For your typical neighborhood supermarket, Publix has fresh-ass fish, owing to the fact that you can basically cast a rod from their parking lot and snag Free Willy. It was tender as son Bobby and supple as momma Dean. Now get outta here, Chopped is on in 5 minutes and it looks like it's going to be a barnburner!

Publix
250 3rd St. South
St. Petersburg, FL
727.822.1125

Lucky Dill Deli

When you ask someone in St. Pete where the movie theater is, they'll say, "Three blocks down from Lucky Dill Deli." When you ask where one might be able to find an ATM, they'll say, "In the plaza, you know, the one across from Lucky Dill." While these directions are exceedingly unhelpful for those new to town, we did make a mental note to add it to the brunch bucket list.

Lucky Dill bills itself as the "Best Deli This Side of NYC." Being Brooklynites ourselves, we normally think of a deli as a place to buy a 40 of Olde English at 3 AM or perhaps a lottery ticket when the Mega Millions jackpot is especially tantalizing. Apparently this one serves sandwiches though, whatever. We think our meal at Lucky Dill really speaks for itself...Heyo!

Hello, everyone. I am Southwest Chicken Omelette!














I am stuffed full of Tex-Mex treats: spicy chicken, sauteed onions, cheddar cheese, and what I think is my best feature, a spicy aioli for that extra kick! I never travel anywhere without my buddies Hash Browns and Whole Wheat Toast. I've been told I have great taste, but I admit I am insecure about my midsection...it's a little oozy and undercooked. My friends are going to say this is just negative self-talk, but if I were to be completely honest, I'd give myself a 4 out of 10.

Hi! My name is Swirly Cheesecake Brownie.














I look innocent enough in this photo, but I harbor a devilish secret. I am about 45 minutes away from giving St. EATersburg some horrible lactose-related stomach cramps. It's not my fault you ate all of me in one sitting!

Lucky Dill Deli
277 Central Avenue
St. Petersburg, Florida
727.895.5859

Chappy's

You know when you start a job and you're not yet sure if it's cool to eat at your desk, so you're just perpetually starving? You're also still in the dress-to-impress phase, so you don't want to get crumbs all over your recently dry-cleaned blazer? And what if your new boss walked into your office when you had a mouthful of peanut butter sandwich? Don't even get me started...

Well, the gainfully employed half of St. EATersburg found herself in just such a pickle this week, so the other half of St. EATs came to the rescue with takeout from one of Central Avenue's heavy-hitters: Chappy's. What's better to eat in the park in 90-degree heat than deep fried Cajun food?

First course was a trifecta of fish tacos. Despite a 20-minute drive in an air conditioning-less Dodge Caravan, they held up quite well! Big, long strips of white fish were nicely breaded and fried. They lay prostrate on a bed of crunchy cabbage slaw and spicy mayo. As Guy Fieri would say: "Dynamite!"















We washed these down with a side of more cole slaw. Slaw double-down! It tasted like this:















The second half of our a la carte Surf 'n' Turf was pork slidahs. The consistency was on the tough/dry side, but they had nice flavor, and it didn't hurt that they were doused in more Cajun mayo. These sliders were also a helpful reminder that potato rolls are delicious.
















You can't have sliders without fries. Well actually you can. They were 5 bucks extra but we got them on the side. These were probably very good at some point, but they were pretty soggy by the time we got to them. Think back to the worst order of french fries you ever got. I bet you ate at least 20 of them. So did we.















Chappy's was definitely better than average, but food goes down pretty easy in the company of baby palm trees.
















Chappy's
247 Central Avenue
St. Petersburg, Florida
727.896.5118

Home Edition: I.C. Sharks Seafood Market

Restaurants in St. Pete may be relatively inexpensive, but we'd still go broke if we ate out every night. Hence, the St. EATersburg Home Edition.

We had a hankering for fresh seafood, and a quick Google search led us to IC Sharks Seafood Market. The market has a cool, beachy vibe, but once we stepped inside we realized we'd pay heavily for this ambiance. The fish looked shiny and fresh. The price tags, however, were higher than anticipated.

We decided to go for two of the cheapest options: a half pound each of salmon ($12.99/lb) and shrimp ($13.99/lb). Our friendly counter lady had a heavy hand, though. We walked out with 3/4 lb. of salmon, 2/3 lb. of shrimp, and a $20 price tag that defeated the purpose of eating in.

To offset the cost, we split our bounty into two meals. The first night, we marinated the salmon fillet in a sesame-ginger sauce, seared it, and served it on a salad of spinach, cashews, starfruit, and unsweetened coconut flakes with a yogurt-peanut dressing. The fish was quite frankly sexcellent. It tasted very fresh and had a nice flaky texture.















Dinner #2 was a recipe we found on Epicurious: shrimp and chicken pasta with a creamy wine sauce. We were feeling a little guilty after our bacon cheeseburger extravaganza (see previous post), so we decided to use whole wheat pasta and fat-free half and half...we still breaded the chicken though. The scriiiimpz were a b*tch to peel and clean, but they sure made sweet love to our taste buds.

Before














After














The bottom line: IC Sharks was a bit overpriced, but they have some super sea creatures.

IC Sharks Seafood Market
13060 Gandy Blvd.
St.Petersburg, Florida
727.498.8568

Dome Grill Inc

Disclaimer: the review of Dome Grill Inc was carried out under conditions of great duress. It was Sunday morning at about 3pm, and St. EATersburg had not yet had breakfast. Wild eyed and frantic, we stormed down Central Avenue in search of anyplace still serving eggs. Objectivity notwithstanding, Dome really hit the spot. After placing our order at the counter, we sat outside on the patio to wait for our food and gnaw on sugar packets ($0).

Jessie, in her Vision Quest to eat every breakfast sandwich known to man, ordered eggs, turkey and American cheese on a plain bagel with home fries ($6). The sandwich was just what you'd expect: the bagel was soft and and buttery, if a bit on the small side, topped with soft scrambled eggs and gooey cheese. It was a fairly average breakfast sandwich, but nothin' wrong with that. The potatoes were nice and crispy. Although they tasted a bit like day-old frying oil, this was nothing some ketchup couldn't mask.















Jonathan, on his own personal journey, ordered the bacon cheeseburger.

Counter girl: Hi, sir, what can I get for you today?
Jonathan: BACON CHEESEBURGER
Counter girl: Please stop yelling, sir.
Jonathan: CHEEBURGERCHEEBURGER NOW
Counter girl: You really are sweating profusely.

The burger was pretty awesome, if a bit pricey for a diner ($10). Overly big, juicy and piled high with tons of melted cheddar and perfectly crisp bacon. The fries were great: nicely browned and well-salted.















The grease congealed in our stomachs and made us happily sleepy. Now that we'd had breakfast, we were ready for bed. Dome Grill is a very solid greasy spoon, and as the only diner we've ever seen with al fresco seating, we give it a thumbs up.

Dome Grill Inc
561 Central Ave
St. Petersburg, FL 33701
(727) 823-5090

Red Mesa Cantina

Red Mesa Cantina was St. EATersburg's sophomore effort in downtown St. Pete. One of us had enjoyed the restaurant previously for a very pleasant business lunch. As we were soon to find out, one doesn't go to RMC on a Saturday night for the food, one goes for the bachelorette parties.

Before we even met our server, we saw two gaggles of gurlz in matching prom dresses, one lucky lady sporting a crown and the other a rather vulgar necklace. We promptly ordered this















to calm our nerves. Weak and a bit cloying after your 4th glass, but a great deal at $24.

We started off with the Totopos ($8), tortilla chips with three dips: "Christy's spicy chili cheese dip," black bean chorizo and guac. We're not sure who Christy is, but she sure likes Cheese Whiz. Don't get us wrong, it was yummy, but you could get the same stuff at a skating rink for your 11th birthday. The black bean chorizo was the best of the three, with a nice smoky depth of flavor. The guac was absolutely tasteless. Oh yeah, the tortillas were okay.
















We spied the 8th bachelorette party of the evening just as our Bombas ($7) arrived. These were fried potato balls filled with shrimp, chihuahua cheese and Mexican chorizo. The crispy pork bits inside were juicy, but the Bombas were quite sweet with no acidic or spicy counterbalance, so pretty soon they just tasted like meat candy.















Last came the tacos, a study in contrasts. The duck ($4) was clearly the worst thing we'd eaten all evening, while the shrimp ($3.75) was far and away the best. According to the menu, the duck comes with pineapple, goat cheese and red chile jelly, which tasted identical to Smuckers' trademark Seedless Red Raspberry flavor. Gross. The shrimp, on the other hand, was delightful. Several big, juicy shrimp were piled on fresh cabbage slaw and topped with habanero aioli and pico de gallo. Yum. We wish we had just ordered a half dozen of these.
















While this wasn't the best meal we've had in St. Pete, or even in the past 24 hours, we'll surely be back, as there are definitely some winners on the menu. And it's three blocks from our apartment. Congrats to St. Pete's newlyweds!

Red Mesa Cantina
128 3rd St S
St Petersburg, FL 33701
(727) 896-6372

Acropolis Greek Taverna

For St. EATersburg's first review, we decided to check out the brand new Acropolis Greek Taverna on Central Ave. We figured, they're new to town, we're new to town: a perfect fit. Our gracious host, a 50-something Greek man smoking hookah on the patio, informed us that at the Taverna's opening the previous night, "There were 4,000 people lined up around the block." 4,000 Elvis fans can't be wrong...and they weren't.

First course was free bread and feta cheese dip. This was simple but killer. Bread was warm and seasoned with herbs, crispy on the outside, soft and pillowy on the inside. The dip was so good that we asked for a re-up before our wine even arrived. Definitely an upgrade from stale baguettes and ice cold butter pats.















Next up was Taramosalata ($5): a salted and cured roe spread, served with pita. This was very fishy in a good way, rich, salty and delicious. The pita that came with it was warm and olive oil-soft. The portion was quite generous. It would easily have been enough for 4 or 5 people, more than enough for 2, and certainly a great deal for 5 bucks.















Next our friendly waitress brought us the Athenian Fish Sandwich ($8) and our side salad ($2). At first glance, we were a little disappointed with the fish to bread ratio. However, after slathering the roll with perhaps a bit too much garlic dill aoili, and properly shmooshing the sandwich down, we got a nice mouthful of perfectly cooked fish in every bite. It also came with a bit of pesto on top, but it really took a backseat to the other flavors.
















Post-shmooshing:















The side salad that came with the sandwich was perhaps the low point of the meal. The lettuce looked a bit wan, the tomato chunks were unmanageably large, and there was a dearth of other veggies. It came with a nice chunk of feta, but was a touch dry. The dressing was a also a little sweet. Overall, it felt like kind of an afterthought. However, for $2, there were no hard feelings.
















The service and execution is often sketchy for restaurants in their first few weeks of business, but Acropolis was really on point here. The service was friendly and attentive, and the food was very tasty. Add to that late hours, affordable booze, great prices and outdoor A/C (wtf??), and we're sure to be regulars.

Acropolis Greek Taverna
515 Central Ave.
St. Petersburg, FL 33701
727.823.1010